The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?
oh my GOODNESS
Yeah but look at that guy getting turnt up in the waterfall.Its BERTHA!
The harrowing saga of Tracy/Tracey and “Dan’s” first date.
Brought to you by @ColtonLHaynes.
How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
*Presses the button like no tomorrow*
THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES
if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.