I make fun of myself so you don't have to.

(Source: hectorcouture)

kiss-da-girl:

whathappenedtorome:

captain—reynolds:

seadless:

w-anderin-g:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

oh my GOODNESS

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Yeah but look at that guy getting turnt up in the waterfall.


Its BERTHA!

kiss-da-girl:

whathappenedtorome:

captain—reynolds:

seadless:

w-anderin-g:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

oh my GOODNESS

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Yeah but look at that guy getting turnt up in the waterfall.

Its BERTHA!

(Source: danizntonfire)

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

thenemeton:

The harrowing saga of Tracy/Tracey and “Dan’s” first date.

Brought to you by @ColtonLHaynes.

#TeamTracy

lustt-and-luxury:

diekingdomcome:

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

I want a pitty

Dogs are amazing

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

flashback poussey outfit appreciation post

(Source: trashybooksforladies)

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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