I make fun of myself so you don't have to.

(Source: homeisfire)

officialsicknelby:

d0gbl0g:

:}

This makes me feel like there’s gonna be a horror film made about them

(Source: gillpickle)

tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

parkingstrange:


me as a parent

me now

(Source: solightemup)

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev)

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monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand